Is there anything more magical and mysterious than a large, old library? The smell of yellowed pages. The slight mustiness of the worn covers, no matter how clean the library is kept. The rows upon rows of spell books and ancient incantations. The cauldron kept conspicuously in the middle of…
After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink. But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding…
Oh, look! Honey, I’ve found the box with our home movies. Gosh. Remember your birthday a few years ago, when Uncle Mark fell into the pool in all his clothes? Or Maria’s first dance recital. Oh! And your first exorcism. You were so brave fighting off that priest like…
We monsters like a good moving day. Watching you puny humans pack up all your belongings into milk boxes and stack them in a yellow truck makes us happy. We like seeing new places. Ever since you moved into this house, we monsters have been nothing but awful to you.…
We see you there, looking at yourself in the foggy medicine cabinet mirror. You look so lonely. Like you need company. Ooh. We’ve got an idea. When you open your medicine cabinet, then close it, we’ll be standing right behind you in the mirror. That’s exactly what you were hoping…
Monsters and demons are creatures of ancient evil. Many have spent centuries possessing the bodies of person after person, while others have waited centuries to be resurrected or reincarnated. As ancient creatures, these evil spirits are not always hip on on the jive talk of youngsters these days. Many of…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
