Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
Clean wrappings, new hoodie And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black suit, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
“Life. Life is ritual. Routine. Control. And an essential part of that routine – regular oral hygiene.” Quote borrowed from “Dexter” Season 3, Episode 1.
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
Fangs and claws are not only a useful and tortuous tool for monsters, they’re also sets of fashionable accessories. As mentioned in an earlier post (see “Good Hair Days”), monsters care very much about their appearance, and can be just as vain as anyone else. Long teeth and sharp nails…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
