You had a plan. You were going to go back to where it all started. Then, you were going to end things, once and for all. All the steps were laid out. Simple, simple. You know what will absolutely upend your plans? You know what will not only throw a…
Does any of this sound familiar?: “C’mon, Steve. It’s just an old house. Let’s go inside. What are you—chicken?” “Don’t worry, Brenda. No one will find us out here. We have all night to do whatever we want. So come a little closer, will ya?” “It’s just a book, Rick.…
Are you getting my good side? Does it really matter when you wear a mask? We wish more reality TV shows would use this model: wiring television cameras into houses where horrendous crimes have taken place then forcing kids to spend the night with promises of fortune and public adulation.…
Hey man. It’s not just a bong. It’s also a coffee mug. It’s also a bong. Are we going to die? Wanna puff?
What are your favorite horror tropes? Hapless hazardous waste drivers who don’t know how to text and drive? College kids taking a long weekend at some cousin’s cabin on a lake? Mostly naked sorority girls sunning on the docks and making casual sexual passes at each other? 80s-style music and…
It’s a tale as old as time. Well, it happened 20 years ago today, at least, in these very woods. The Memorial Day Massacre. A bunch of college kids came out here to have a good time. But little did they know that they weren’t the only ones in these-here…
“Tell the camera a little something about yourself.” “About me? Well, I’m really excited about visiting Muffy St. John’s house on the island. We only met this term, but I already think we’ll be lifelong friends! I’m a gentle soul, with definitely no homicidal intentions. This should be a nice,…
I can’t wait. This sounds like so much fun. A party in a corn field in the middle of the night. I mean, what could be more fun? I’m sure everything will be okay. What am I wearing? High heels, of course. They’re uncomfortable, and I can’t run in them.…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
