Lucy Sable Once was able To look upon the sea. But someone got her In the water. Now, that’s where she’ll be. Shadows and foam Infecting homes— It’s just a mold, they say. But demons and ghosts Haunt this Maine coast. This is the Hudsons’ bay. Now, Nancy Drew Is…
You know what’s wrong with this planet? It’s too hot, and it’s too dry. We’re practically useless on dry land. Just a lumpy, inert mass in our shriveled stasis. Luckily, you skeletal creatures are 70% water. And you’ve figured out a system for freshwater delivery to make up the difference.…
In fact, disbelieving women is one of the most monstrous things you can do. You know they’re not lying. You know what they say is the truth. But, you still decide to not listen to them anyway. They didn’t want to go in. They didn’t care about ignoring the dare.…
From the Oscar-winning mind behind Juno comes the touching story of a demon cheerleader and the best friend who swears revenge for eating her boyfriend! I have to admit: When it came out in 2009, I didn’t think Jennifer’s Body was my thing. I was just far enough removed…
Does any of this sound familiar?: “C’mon, Steve. It’s just an old house. Let’s go inside. What are you—chicken?” “Don’t worry, Brenda. No one will find us out here. We have all night to do whatever we want. So come a little closer, will ya?” “It’s just a book, Rick.…
Do you know how many stoners get killed off in horror movies? They die all the time. Light up a joint and your clock is ticking. We think monsters can smell cannabinoids on them, just like sharks to blood. With all the new legal weed smokers in the country, this…
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After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink. But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
