Witches have never made great dietitians. When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same. “Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”
Who doesn’t like a unfolding the top of that iconic white and red angular box and seeing it packed to the brim with delicious, greasy Chinese food? Mmm. Just the thought of Worm Foo Young makes my mouth water. What? Are worms and maggots not your thing? You’re really missing…
“Before we begin, you must all be warned nothing here is vegetarian. Bon appétit.” For our first course, a seared fois gras with sauteed apples. Followed by a cured confit with wild mushrooms. Then, for the main course, a tenderloin with a sweet balsamic glaze with steamed asparagus and baby…
When the munchies hit you, there is a tasty snack awaiting you on your arm.
Everyone says that eating before bed is a bad idea. It’s bad for your metabolism, it gives you bad dreams, it makes you wake up even hungrier. Blah, blah, blah. What do they know. There’s no problem with eating after midnight. Right?
When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…
Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
