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Home Posts tagged "eating"

Tag: eating

380. Monsters Like Ignoring the FDA’s Recommendations for Daily Caloric Intake

Witches have never made great dietitians. When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same. “Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”

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Jimmy January 20, 2015 May 24, 2020

351. Monsters Like Chinese Takeout

Who doesn’t like a unfolding the top of that iconic white and red angular box and seeing it packed to the brim with delicious, greasy Chinese food? Mmm. Just the thought of Worm Foo Young makes my mouth water. What? Are worms and maggots not your thing? You’re really missing…

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Sarah G June 11, 2014 May 23, 2020

260. Monsters Like Having Old Friends for Dinner

“Before we begin, you must all be warned nothing here is vegetarian. Bon appétit.” For our first course, a seared fois gras with sauteed apples. Followed by a cured confit with wild mushrooms. Then, for the main course, a tenderloin with a sweet balsamic glaze with steamed asparagus and baby…

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Sarah G June 18, 2013 February 27, 2017

249. Monsters Like that Vegetarians Really Do Taste Better

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Jimmy May 24, 2013 May 17, 2020

128. Monsters Like Scabs

When the munchies hit you, there is a tasty snack awaiting you on your arm.

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Sarah G June 23, 2012 February 26, 2017

126. Monsters Like Midnight Snacks

Everyone says that eating before bed is a bad idea. It’s bad for your metabolism, it gives you bad dreams, it makes you wake up even hungrier. Blah, blah, blah. What do they know. There’s no problem with eating after midnight. Right?

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Sarah G June 21, 2012 February 26, 2017

87. Monsters Like Cleaning the Bones

When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…

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Sarah G November 24, 2011 May 22, 2020

26. Monsters Like Weak-Ankled Women

Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…

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Sarah G February 1, 2011 May 23, 2020
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