That chandelier has been in our coven for over 400 years. Do you really think we’d let you destroy it during your scheme to get away? And knock some of us out in the process? Petty human. You think your clever little tricks to defy gravity are any match to…
The only thing more dangerous to an evil genius than their oversized ego is bad timing. Super villains always have strong motivators for capturing damsels, destroying cities, and creating an apocalypse. It’s important that the good guy understand their perspective. Even more important is revealing just how they created their…
Humans always place a priority on getting away from their evil captors. But sometimes the tables are turned, and it is us monsters trying to get away from menacing human mobs. Do you really think you can keep us captured? I’ve escaped the clutches of death and Hell, and you…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
