424. Monsters Like Knowing Who has Been Naughty
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381. Monsters Like the Human Belief that Bringing Things Back from the Grave Means the Person or Creature Will Be Exactly Like They Were Before They Died
Just think about the logistics of resurrection for a second, will ya? When a person dies, their soul leaves their body. When a cadaver is resurrected, a new and different soul has to take its place to give life and character to the corpse. Oh, also, this new soul will…
252. Monsters Like the Evil Twin
Exactly the same as the good twin in every way, except for his strong penchant for destroying humanity. And his goatee.
65. Monsters Like Revealing Their Evil Plot to the Good Guys Before Executing Them
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
48. Monsters Like Cemeteries
Sometimes the things we like are so obvious, we don’t even think to mention them. This was almost the case for cemeteries, until a fellow blogger reminded us of this obvious pick. Of course monsters like cemeteries! Cemeteries are the one place that humans build in the middle of town…
