150. Monsters Like Mood Lighting

Ambiance is important to followers of the macabre. Regulating the comfort of our haunted homes, dungeons, and sinister laboratories (pretentiously read “la-BOR-a-tor-eez”) is imperative to making our “guests” feel as unwelcome as possible. Of course, no creepy castle is complete without abundant spider webs and hidden trap doors that open…

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35. Monsters Like Medallions

Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…

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5. Monsters Like Good Hair Days

It’s true – some monsters can be as vain as humans. Sure, some monsters can’t see their reflections, and some monsters don’t have much hair, but the monsters who can and do definitely like to keep up their appearances. A stylish hairdo is one of the first things people notice…

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