Monsters get restless in the days before Halloween! We’re not very patient creatures, after all. Over the years, we monsters have developed* a series of Halloween Week holidays to help us get into the spooky spirit while letting us create mayhem well before our neighbors are prepared. So, grab your cape,…
Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.
The Carolina Ghostbusters keep the Carolinas safe from ghosts, ghouls, spirits, specters, spooks, and the occasional demon. Their team of expert paranormal investigators travel around in their custom built Ectomobile to “bust some heads” and meet with fans at parties, parades, charity events, and other functions. The Ghostbusters and Ecto-1 will be…
Because, you know, crossing the streams creates total protonic reversal resulting in every molecule in the human body exploding at the speed of light and stopping instantaneously all life as you know it. So, go ahead, cross those streams. Less humans equals less headache for us.
It is widely regarded that high-quality refrigerators should be reliable and long lasting, and should keep your food, beverages, and assorted condiments at a constant temperature. For the environmentally-conscious, refrigerators should also be energy efficient, offering the best chill for the lowest cost. When your refrigerator doubles as an interdimensional…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
