First, you start with a box. Then, you fill it with pox. Wrap it in bright-colored paper. Top it with a bow. What’s in it, you say? That’s the point of the thing—not to know. Then you hang an oversized sock over the fire. Fill it with a severed foot…
This Valentine’s Day, tell your special someone (or something, depending on your monstery tastes) how you feel with a box of chocolates. While all the choices we’ve listed may not be dark chocolate, per se, they will showcase your delightfully dark feelings in chocolate form. Pair these with a bottle…
Halloween is like Christmas for monsters. It’s our biggest night of the year. We like to celebrate, and we like to celebrate BIG. We’re talking gifts, parties, human sacrifices – the whole nine! But during such a big holiday season, how does anyone have time to shop around? I don’t…
The respectable party monster LIVES Halloween. It is more than just one special day every year. It’s a lifestyle. And so, many of these spooky decorations may look unfamiliar to the lay-monster or the average Halloween-loving human. There are no foam tombstones and plastic spiders in this set. No, sir.…
Wow. October 30th got here faster than expected! You’ve got less than 24 hours to find the perfect gift for your date to the Halloween party down the street. But what do you get? A severed head? Too hard to wrap. Make a magic potion? But you’re out of eye…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
