Hey, King Kong—what’re you the ruler of? Numbskull Island? Yo, Mothra. Who designed your wing pattern? My grandmother’s curtains? Godzilla? More like Nod-zilla. What a snooze! Your momma is so fat, when she destroys a Japanese city, she destroys the WHOLE city.
Everyone knows that during the final epic battle of the 1962 “King Kong vs. Godzilla” movie, Kong wins. The giant monkey’s roar is clearly audible at the end of the film after both behemoths crash into the ocean. No Godzilla can be detected. Kong triumphed over that stupid radioactive lizard.…
We don’t actually recommend this in the real world. Most of the time, if you love somebody, you love everything about them. But not monsters, especially Godzilla. His love interests must weigh like a bajillion pounds anyway. What do a few pounds extra even matter to a monster that is…
The name of this movie is Godzilla, Bryan Cranston. The film is not called Everyone Look At Bryan Cranston And How Awesome He Is. Every freaking time I would appear on the screen, the giant lizard whom the movie is named after, I had to look down and see you acting…
Intergalactic Hug a Monster Day has a rich and storied history. The holiday takes place on July 27 every year as a celebration for all the great monsters in our lives. Because monsters are people, too! We encourage you to take your favorite monster (toy) with you to work, school,…
As our guidance monster used to tell us in monster school, “It’s easy to make a little monster, but it’s hard to be a parent.” Those words mean a lot, and so many growing boys and ghouls take parenting very seriously. Sure, terrorizing neighborhoods, jumping out of closets, kidnapping virgins…
You want to see Christmas decorations out in October? You “Christmas Lovers” wanna take over Halloween season with your cookie-scented candles and garlands of joy. Fine. Two can play at that game.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
