It would seem to us mortals that the afterlife is just a wide-opened space. You can stake your claim to whatever parcel of property you want to. But no, some habits die hard. And one of those habits is developing an undying love for red tape and paperwork. Apparently, ghosts…
Lovers of 90s television sci-fi are gearing up for this month’s special network treat: A six-episode The X-Files mini-event on the show’s original network, FOX. In preparation for the big day, I’ve been rewatching the best episodes of the series. But when season 5 ended, I couldn’t move on without…
In a world built solely on identity, presentation is everything. Everything. No one understands that better than the dark souls wrapped in Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples tortoiseshell glasses who work alongside me in the high-rising towers of Manhattan. Our worth is based on the quality of our accounts, the…
Bureaucracy ruined my childhood. Perhaps it ruined yours too. Without it, we probably all would’ve had more fun. And what’s wrong with that? Apparently, somewhere in the Dark Ages, high school administrators got together and conspired that their main job was to keep kids from having fun, especially on school…
What does the world need now? Fiscal responsibility? Peaceful foreign policy? Affordable health care? Well, yeah, but since we can’t have any of those ideas, how about settling for the next best thing? A new American Federal Holiday! It’s called Hug A Monster Day. It already happens every year on…
Home, Life, Boat, RV, and now, Dismemberment! Because losing a limb shouldn’t be a one-time event. Inspired by Jeremy Parrish
In the wild blue yonder of the Mogollon Rim in Arizona, there is told the legend of a great ape man with an unearthly screech and long, matted white hair and beard. Reaching six to eight feet tall, with wild red eyes, this smelly hominid has been spotted in the…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
