After all, mom always said that “Clothes make the monster”. Well mom, I’m going to be the best monster I can be, starting with taking pride in my appearance. Anyone can terrify children. That’s easy. But can they look this classy while doing it? I don’t think so.
Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
A million eyes? Looks more like six to us. Something seems to have a really augmented view of their own monster body. Look. You’re awesome just the way you are. You’re terrifying even if you don’t have a million eyes. Our advice is that you should just accept your half-dozen…
Clean wrappings, new hoodie And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black suit, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
We monsters are, shall we say, connoisseurs of the finer things in life. We like our wine red, our clothing silken and frilly, and our best bookshelf tomes bound in leather. Fine leather. The finest, actually. And when binding your grimoire of spells and magik, a cowskin won’t do. Those…
They say your body changes every seven years. Your hair, skin, every cell in your body is different than it was seven years ago. Most of the time these cyclical changes go unnoticed. But as you age, your hair may become coarser or your lips may become more sensitive to…
“I warn you, deary. I’m going to worm all of your ugly secrets out of you. Tell me, deary – who undoes your hair? It’s positively hideous!” Vezi mai multe din Desene animate pe 220.ro
Do you think looking this good is an accident? These shops have all your Wolfing-out needs: Flea collars, doggie shampoo, scratching posts, and nail trimmers. And when I’m good, they sell tasty treats too. Sadly, I’m very rarely good.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
