You think vodka and everclear loosens your victims, erm, party guests… up for the evening? Maybe, if you want to wait until the second or third drink. You want a party? Nothing beats the fluid inside the eyeballs of Capuchin monkeys. You let those suckers steep in the punch for…
Halloween is like Christmas for monsters. It’s our biggest night of the year. We like to celebrate, and we like to celebrate BIG. We’re talking gifts, parties, human sacrifices – the whole nine! But during such a big holiday season, how does anyone have time to shop around? I don’t…
The respectable party monster LIVES Halloween. It is more than just one special day every year. It’s a lifestyle. And so, many of these spooky decorations may look unfamiliar to the lay-monster or the average Halloween-loving human. There are no foam tombstones and plastic spiders in this set. No, sir.…
The holiday season has begun! It’s Monster Christmastime – otherwise known as Halloween season. Each year, Stuff Monsters Like enjoys creating a theme around which to write our posts. This year, you lucky humans will have the pleasure of reading posts written about our best theme yet: Monster Parties for…
“What? Halloween isn’t your favorite holiday?!” Yes, yes. You’re amazed. And rightfully so. But, dear readers consider our perspective. Our goal is to surprise and terrify our victims. With “Halloween season” beginning just before Labor Day, how are we monsters supposed to sneak up to you unawares? You’ve spent months…
Why let comic book heroes and shoot-em-up movies keep all that sweet merchandising gold to themselves? It was time to cash in and scream. . . . all the way to the bank.
You want to see Christmas decorations out in October? You “Christmas Lovers” wanna take over Halloween season with your cookie-scented candles and garlands of joy. Fine. Two can play at that game.
364 days out of the year parents are all, like, “Don’t take candy from someone you don’t know. It could be dangerous.” But then Halloween rolls around, and all the tables are turned. Here’s some candy, little girl. There’s more inside the house…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
