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Home Posts tagged "staying healthy"

Tag: staying healthy

509. Monsters Like Farm-Fresh Produce

509. Monsters Like Farm-Fresh Produce

You’re walking through the produce section of your local grocery chain, making a wide right turn around the garlic cloves. Suddenly, right in front of you: The largest cardboard bin of pumpkins you’ve ever seen! Big ones, small ones, many literally as big as your head. It’s a pumpkin smorgasbord!…

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Sarah G October 17, 2017 May 24, 2020

How to Assemble Your Zombie Apocalypse First Aid Kit

From Mike in Lancaster, PA: Braaaaiinnnnsss!! Grab the machete, board up the doors and windows because it’s time to prepare for the brain eating and bloodthirsty zombies that will scuffle into our communities at any time completely unannounced. The undead will rise again, so it’s essential to pack your first…

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MonsterStuff April 15, 2013 May 24, 2020

222. Monsters Like Lethargy and High Cholesterol Diets

Exercise is just a lie told by the health nuts and marathon sponsors. I’ve lived for millennia. I’ve traveled across time and lived through all the major rises and falls of civilizations around the world. When I was young, I hunted and gathered, I followed the buffalo, and I built…

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Sarah G March 22, 2013 February 26, 2017

167. Monsters Like Impeccable Grooming Routines

Monsters believe in taking care of ourselves and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. “In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep…

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Sarah G November 11, 2012 May 23, 2020

115. Monsters Like Alternative Medicine

“Ooh eeh ooh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang”

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Jimmy April 15, 2012 May 24, 2020

64. Monsters Like Hormone-Free Meat

See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.

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MonsterStuff August 5, 2011 May 24, 2020

You Asked and We Listened – Now with more of the things you want to see on the Internet

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MonsterStuff July 13, 2011 May 24, 2020

26. Monsters Like Weak-Ankled Women

Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…

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Sarah G February 1, 2011 May 23, 2020
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