This Valentine’s Day, tell your special someone (or something, depending on your monstery tastes) how you feel with a box of chocolates. While all the choices we’ve listed may not be dark chocolate, per se, they will showcase your delightfully dark feelings in chocolate form. Pair these with a bottle…
How many body parts can you afford to lose without consequence? Of course, there’s your appendix. And your wisdom teeth. Maybe your tonsils. Most everyone gets rid of at least one of those during the course of their life. Perhaps you’ve lost a finger of two after an unfortunate run-in…
Miss Cakehead, AKA Emma Thomas, heads up Eat Your Heart Out, a UK collective of deliciously devious food artists. Though she does not herself bake, she is instrumental in curating cake events, stunts, and PR activity surrounding creepy cakes and petrified petit fours. Her recent work for the launch…
Exercise is just a lie told by the health nuts and marathon sponsors. I’ve lived for millennia. I’ve traveled across time and lived through all the major rises and falls of civilizations around the world. When I was young, I hunted and gathered, I followed the buffalo, and I built…
Happy Valentine’s Week! Want to give your date your heart (instead of someone else’s)? Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you with these official SML Monster Valentine’s Day cards.
There are a few things in the world to which everyone is vulnerable. Little girls dancing in tutus. Sad puppy dog eyes. A cat playing with a feather or a ball of yarn. Without fail, these things grab your attention, steal your heart, and make you vulnerable to any request.…
Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart,…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
