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423. Monsters Like Licking Knives

Why do we do it? It doesn’t give us any tactical advantage over you, our victim. In fact, it kind of hurts. Have you ever licked a knife? Well, no. Of course you haven’t. Because there’s no reason for you to have ever done it. We’ve already captured you. You’re…

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Jimmy December 9, 2015 March 6, 2017

174. Monsters Like Multipurpose Tool Boxes

Like any great craftsman or utility worker, monsters use tools for just about every project. And each project requires a different set of tools to complete. Setting booby traps in the woods requires saws, axes, and lots of rope. And maybe some barbed wire, for effect. Disabling your car engine,…

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Sarah G November 30, 2012 September 28, 2018

145. Monsters Like When You Hide Behind the Door

Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.

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Jimmy August 28, 2012 February 26, 2017

138. Monsters Like Ear Plugs

For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs. Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types. Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.

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Jimmy August 7, 2012 February 26, 2017

70. Monsters Like Interrupting Grooming Routines

There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms…

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Sarah G August 26, 2011 April 26, 2014
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