Why do we do it? It doesn’t give us any tactical advantage over you, our victim. In fact, it kind of hurts. Have you ever licked a knife? Well, no. Of course you haven’t. Because there’s no reason for you to have ever done it. We’ve already captured you. You’re…
Like any great craftsman or utility worker, monsters use tools for just about every project. And each project requires a different set of tools to complete. Setting booby traps in the woods requires saws, axes, and lots of rope. And maybe some barbed wire, for effect. Disabling your car engine,…
Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.
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There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
