You know what’s wrong with this planet? It’s too hot, and it’s too dry. We’re practically useless on dry land. Just a lumpy, inert mass in our shriveled stasis. Luckily, you skeletal creatures are 70% water. And you’ve figured out a system for freshwater delivery to make up the difference.…
Bureaucracy ruined my childhood. Perhaps it ruined yours too. Without it, we probably all would’ve had more fun. And what’s wrong with that? Apparently, somewhere in the Dark Ages, high school administrators got together and conspired that their main job was to keep kids from having fun, especially on school…
Your parents are away for the weekend. Your friend’s cousin’s older brother has agreed to buy you booze in exchange for a shot at the cheer leading captain. It’s a Friday night at the end of the school year. You’re gonna par-tay! Rumors are circulating around school. This is going…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
