On the first day of Christmas, the Yule Lads brought to me A raw potato in my right shoe On the second day of Christmas, we left for Stekkjarstaur Two glasses of warm sheep’s milk On the third day of Christmas, we left for Pvoruskleikir Three batter-covered spoons…
Updated for 2017. Monsters get restless in the days before Halloween! We’re not very patient creatures, after all. Over the years, we monsters have developed* a series of Halloween-week holidays to help us get into the spooky spirit while letting us create mayhem well before we’re expected to do so.…
You know what it’s like to be a working stiff: The alarm rings on Monday morning and you’re off to the grind. You put in your time. You punch the clock. You do good work. But you also need a few days to yourself. They’re important. Because Saturday and Sunday,…
Help us celebrate Hug A Monster Day 2016 by showing appreciation to all the monsters in your life. Because monsters are people, too. Hug them. Show them off to your friends and family. Spend the day playing video games. Gorge yourself on Chinese takeout. Netflix and snuggle. Whatever you choose…
Happy Early Hug A Monster Day! Can you believe it’s already that time again? We look forward to July 27th every year, and this one is no exception. There are as many ways to celebrate Hug A Monster Day as there are monsters stalking you from outside your window—that is…
It’s November, which means we now have the privilege of listening to you whiny humans complain about having to see the in-laws over the holidays. Oooh. You poor puny mortals and your family squabbles. You think you have you disagreements with your families. Why—because you’ve been arguing for 10 years…
Because the 3-month Christmas season isn’t long enough, jewelry stores and confectionaries across the nation are asking you to buy into Valentine’s Day this weekend. The holiday was originally created as a commemoration of one of any number of Christian martyrs named Valentine, and today is celebrated in the U.S.…
UPDATE: We’ve updated this post for 2016 with our most recent relevant posts. Can you feel the monster love? Valentine’s Day is next weekend. But isn’t every day a good time for a little monster love? The torchlight. The romantic dinner of two people. Maybe a little hanky-panky afterward. Monsters…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
