Science shows that a bedtime ritual is important for preparing both the mind and the body for sleep. Drink a cup of warm milk. Brush your teeth. Put on socks. Take off socks. Whatever you do in your routine, you probably do it more or less every night. And the…
Clean wrappings, new hoodie And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black suit, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
We could waste time chasing you around the room, but why bother? All monsters instinctively know that the shortest distance between two points can be crossed by crawling over that rickety coffee table.
Evidence that we’re doing our jobs correctly. Original photography by Joshua Hoffine.
Hey. Monsters were sharing a bed when TV was still black and white.
Every disembodied spirit has needs. Children to scare. Places to haunt. Clean, white bed sheets for attire. But in the last several decades, finding the proper, plain linens has become difficult. Would you be frightened of an invisible spirit wearing a bed sheet decorated with Luke Skywalker? What about the…
Monsters have been given a bad reputation by ax murderers and psycho killers, who hide under your bed in wait for sinister reasons. Contrary to popular belief, monsters hide under the bed for more reasons than just to wait for you to go to sleep so they can terrorize you.…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
