Most people are frightened or put off by the idea of blind dates. Not me. You think you’ve got body issues? Try breaking out in body hair every time the full moon comes around. Complete coverage. It took three seasons to convince my high school volleyball team that it was…
Sometimes, after the relationships we had in life, it’s more comfortable to be passive aggressive in the afterlife. Sometimes we’re just lazy, or tired, and it takes too much ghost-juice to show up in person…so to speak. Then, there are those of us who think our method of communications is…
Actual quote from the OkCupid online dating site: Do my date and I have long-term potential? Ask your date (and yourself!)… Do you like horror movies? Sure, there are all the clichéd standbys. “What is your religion?” “What are your brand of politics?” But according to OkCupid, one of the…
Pick a side. But choose carefully. The immortal battle rages on between cats and monsters for the complete ownership of the internet! Blood will be shed! Families will be torn apart! And now you can play at home! Try the game out with the video below. Then visit our YouTube…
Monsters can’t just toil away all day in caves. They have reputations to mind. A quick Google search reveals where and when they were sighted last. Because if it’s on the internet, you know it’s true. Can you imagine what it would do to a monster’s fame and esteem if…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
