There is nothing as grand and wondrous as an active opera house! The intimate box seats overlooking the expansive audience sections. The talented performers spinning a scene of alternate reality on stage, framed by the elaborate proscenium, as if they were a work of art come to life. The electricity…
The burdens of an entire kingdom sit upon your shoulders when you are the Goblin King. You try to indulge in your true interests, like complicated city planning, but small-time crises and squabble inevitably call your attention. After a while, your days are filled with naught but boredom and tights…
The only thing more dangerous to an evil genius than their oversized ego is bad timing. Super villains always have strong motivators for capturing damsels, destroying cities, and creating an apocalypse. It’s important that the good guy understand their perspective. Even more important is revealing just how they created their…
Hanging around the murky depths of the lagoon all day makes it hard for an eligible monster to meet chicks. When the opportunity presents itself, any swamp freak worth its gills should jump at the chance. Many girls who visit the lagoon just sit on the banks, maybe throw a…
Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
