501. Monsters Like that You Refuse to Take Advantage of Modern Conveniences
Turn on the light! Turn on ALL the lights! Why are you wandering around in the dark, stupid? Don’t you know there’s a killer in the house?!
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475. Monsters Like a Lack of Photons in the Spatial Array of Input Data to our Ocular Sensory Observations
It’s the dark, people. The dark. It’s just a fancy way of saying that monsters like when the lights go out. That’s all.
150. Monsters Like Mood Lighting
Ambiance is important to followers of the macabre. Regulating the comfort of our haunted homes, dungeons, and sinister laboratories (pretentiously read “la-BOR-a-tor-eez”) is imperative to making our “guests” feel as unwelcome as possible. Of course, no creepy castle is complete without abundant spider webs and hidden trap doors that open…
59. Monsters Like Spotty Wiring Systems
One of the ways monsters like to make a powerful impression is by making their victims power-less. Literally. Monsters like to cut the power. When you’re tired, when you’re worn down, when you think you’ve finally found a storm window in the basement that hasn’t been boarded over and that…
