When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why? Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard. Trust us.…
Yep. The mute girl always possesses abilities to peer past the veil of reality. She communes with the dead, spirits, and the evil ghosts of the netherworld. She should probably tell you all about our dastardly schemes and plans for humanity. . . but she can’t. That’s why we love…
Monsters enjoy complete control over humanity. But this doesn’t come easy. To successfully instruct the minions, every monster needs spiraling irises. When a human glances into a monster’s rotating pupils, it’s like staring into the chasm of selfless obedience. Check your morals and inhibitions at the door. You won’t be…
It is a widely known fact within monster communities that little girls are much tastier than little boys. Little girls are, in fact, made up of sugar and spice and pretty much everything nice. And while they are often used in potions or spells and kept as pets, not all…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
