492. Monsters Like Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances Using the Hashtag #YOLO
Living once is so conventionally mortal.
Tag: living forever
478. Monsters Like Making Every Moment Count
Everyone leads their life just a little differently than anyone else. Some people prefer short bouts of sleep in the wee hours, while others can’t live without a full eight hours every night. Then there are the immortals. Even they keep their own unique schedules. Many, so I hear, sleep…
461. Monsters Like Collecting Antiques
When you live longer than the average human, if becomes easy to develop hoarding habits. After a few standard human generations—hell, after a few millennia—you end up acquiring things that you just can’t get rid of. Does any one person really need a half dozen swords and daggers? On the…
384. Monsters Like Being in Denial about their own State of Undeath
“I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned.” “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” “I’ve got something better than a six pack; I’ve got a whole keg.” You mortals and your tiring obsession with your weight. We watch TV. We see the commercials: exercise machines and Weight Watchers programs followed by…
379. Monsters Like Being Young … Forever!
When you think of timeless beauties, who do you think of? Helen of Troy? It’s true, her beauty could sink a thousand ships. Cleopatra? A deadly beauty, to be sure. Okay, who else: Grace Kelly. Marilyn Monroe. Audrey Hepburn. Sure. They weren’t responsible for that many deaths. But I guess…
