Things we’ve tried to get through customs on our way to a relaxing weekend at Monster Island: Cuban cigars Toys made with lead paint Buckets of ants Wormwood Finger sandwiches Machete hands Missile launchers A human-sized jar filled with 100 brains One human brain dived into 100 Mason jars A…
If it wasn’t true, then why would there be so many atolls obviously named to lure creatures for a visit? This post brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board. Ready for an island getaway? Book your trip with us today!
It’s a tough life plotting and scheming and chasing overzealous teenagers. Sometimes there’s nothing a busy monster needs more than a long vacation. But where can a monster go to escape the pressures of performing evil and the incoming mob of angry villagers? Nowadays, we follow the logic of our…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
