491. Monsters Like Waiting Until the Climax to Finally Make that Soul-Searching Revelation that They were, All Along, from Page One, the True Embodiment of Evil Run Amok
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403. Monsters Like Being Sweet
Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.
349. Monsters Like When You Put Our Stickers on Your Car So We Know to Avoid You Because You are Likely a Douche Bag
176. Monsters Like Alpha Males
These tough dudes always posture like they’re tough, but their strength is no match for the super-paranormal. No mere wedgie or noogie can stop us. We know your weaknesses. We can smell them. And after tonight, you’ll never forget them again. Who’s the Alpha Male now?
175. Monsters Like Ruining Important Family Events
There’s a time to welcome your nerdy cousin into town for the weekend. There’s a time to gift-give around the family Christmas tree. There’s a time to celebrate your daughter’s graduation from third grade. And there’s a time to get to the car and drive as far away from your…
78. Monsters Like Inhabiting Abandoned Houses With “Dubious” Pasts
Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is…
56. Monsters Like Overly Dramatic Theme Music
Monster Advice Column
Dear Advice Monster: My big sister is really mean to me. I am only 5 years old. What should I do? Chrissy Dear Chrissy: Have you ever tried hiding in her closet until she’s asleep so you can eat her toes? If not, give it a shot. That seems to…
