491. Monsters Like Waiting Until the Climax to Finally Make that Soul-Searching Revelation that They were, All Along, from Page One, the True Embodiment of Evil Run Amok
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409. Monsters Like Having Distorted Body Images
A million eyes? Looks more like six to us. Something seems to have a really augmented view of their own monster body. Look. You’re awesome just the way you are. You’re terrifying even if you don’t have a million eyes. Our advice is that you should just accept your half-dozen…
403. Monsters Like Being Sweet
Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.
400. Monsters Like Regenerating Limbs
Put that broadsword away. You think you’ve got us cornered. You think you’re ready to defeat us. But we know something you don’t know. For every head you cut off, two grow in its place.
349. Monsters Like When You Put Our Stickers on Your Car So We Know to Avoid You Because You are Likely a Douche Bag
13 Spooky Decorations that Could also be Used for Halloween
The respectable party monster LIVES Halloween. It is more than just one special day every year. It’s a lifestyle. And so, many of these spooky decorations may look unfamiliar to the lay-monster or the average Halloween-loving human. There are no foam tombstones and plastic spiders in this set. No, sir.…
176. Monsters Like Alpha Males
These tough dudes always posture like they’re tough, but their strength is no match for the super-paranormal. No mere wedgie or noogie can stop us. We know your weaknesses. We can smell them. And after tonight, you’ll never forget them again. Who’s the Alpha Male now?
175. Monsters Like Ruining Important Family Events
There’s a time to welcome your nerdy cousin into town for the weekend. There’s a time to gift-give around the family Christmas tree. There’s a time to celebrate your daughter’s graduation from third grade. And there’s a time to get to the car and drive as far away from your…
