117. Monsters Like Manicures

Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet…

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Monster Advice Column

Dear Advice Monster: I’m just a little pond monster. I want to make some friends, but everyone wants to play with the big lake monster up the road. What should I do? Signed, Wet and Whiny Dear Whiny: Have you tried starting your friendships by kidnapping people and pulling them…

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72. Monsters Like Cookouts

To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the…

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