46. Monsters Like Stealing Chickens

Monsters like making off with livestock. It’s free, it’s tasty, it’s readily available, it constitutes stealing, and it often gets us shot at – which makes us look cool to our friends. Stealing livestock may not be the classiest monster pass time (it’s about on par with the human pass…

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43. Monsters Like Muenster Cheese

Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…

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35. Monsters Like Medallions

Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…

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