Rules? Who needs them? Not the residents of Dayton, Ohio. A 12-year-old boy from Dayton recently did what every adventure-seeking pre-teen would do: go where he shouldn’t. This time, it was into an abandoned house. Oh, what fun and treasure may lurk in there. I can just imagine the magical stuff…
Resistance is futile. Besides, putting up a fight is so passe. Just keel over already, puny human, and let’s get on with this kidnapping.
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We’ve been waiting for you. For centuries, we’ve sat in the cold, damp silence of our tomb. We’ve lost strength, we’ve lost body mass, we’ve slowly been eaten alive by flesh-eating beetles. But the one thing we have held onto was our hope. Hope that one day some dumb American…
As historical evidence has shown, some of the most threatening, foul, and evil monsters that have ever lived, have met Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. Why? What’s the draw? Why was a popular comedy duo poised to be the apple to so many a monsters’ eye? Could it be the…
When all their sick and vacation days are used up, mummies still have an option.
He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
