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Home Posts tagged "mummy"

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562. Monsters Like Hearing the Police Say, “This is a 3,000-year-old Egyptian Mummy exhibit. They just don’t get up in the middle of the night and walk off by themselves,” after the monster has already gotten up in the middle of the night and walked off by itself.

562. Monsters Like Hearing the Police Say...

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Jimmy February 12, 2019 February 12, 2019

Hellhounds Handbook: Come to Dayton and Leave Your Cares Behind

Rules? Who needs them? Not the residents of Dayton, Ohio. A 12-year-old boy from Dayton recently did what every adventure-seeking pre-teen would do: go where he shouldn’t. This time, it was into an abandoned house. Oh, what fun and treasure may lurk in there. I can just imagine the magical stuff…

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Jimmy June 26, 2014 May 22, 2020

282. Monsters Like Fainters

Resistance is futile. Besides, putting up a fight is so passe. Just keel over already, puny human, and let’s get on with this kidnapping.

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Jimmy August 13, 2013 February 27, 2017

Monster Valentines Say “I Love You” in a Big, Scary Way

Happy Valentine’s Week! Want to give your date your heart (instead of someone else’s)? Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you with these official SML Monster Valentine’s Day cards.

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MonsterStuff February 11, 2013 May 24, 2020

130. Monsters Like When You Open the Tomb

We’ve been waiting for you. For centuries, we’ve sat in the cold, damp silence of our tomb. We’ve lost strength, we’ve lost body mass, we’ve slowly been eaten alive by flesh-eating beetles. But the one thing we have held onto was our hope. Hope that one day some dumb American…

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Sarah G June 26, 2012 May 24, 2020

100. Monsters Like Meeting Abbott and Costello

As historical evidence has shown, some of the most threatening, foul, and evil monsters that have ever lived, have met Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. Why? What’s the draw? Why was a popular comedy duo poised to be the apple to so many a monsters’ eye? Could it be the…

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MonsterStuff January 24, 2012 May 17, 2020

91. Monsters Like Calling in to Work Dead

When all their sick and vacation days are used up, mummies still have an option.

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Jimmy December 23, 2011 February 26, 2017

34. Monsters Like Stain Removers with Bleach

He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…

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Jimmy March 6, 2011 September 28, 2018
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