It’s really difficult to find good help these days. It used to be that employees prized their loyalty as much as did their employers. I remember the good old days when housekeepers would just let you leave your crazy wife in the attic for years on end without any argument…
That chandelier has been in our coven for over 400 years. Do you really think we’d let you destroy it during your scheme to get away? And knock some of us out in the process? Petty human. You think your clever little tricks to defy gravity are any match to…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
