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Home Posts tagged "playing with our food"

Tag: playing with our food

553. Monsters Like Indulging our Sweet Tooth

553. Monsters Like Indulging our Sweet Tooth

You know what’s better than gnawing on a warm femur freshly torn from the body of a still-screaming victim? You thought we were going to say “nothing,” right? Wrong. Sucking out the savory marrow of a severed leg is delicious, don’t get us wrong. But sometimes, only something sweet will…

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Sarah G October 24, 2018 November 23, 2018

512. Monsters Like Gas-Station Barbecue

You may not know what you’re getting into when you pick up food at a gas station, but you pretty much know what you’re getting into. Dig? Hot dogs are bound to be as tough and leathery as your Great Aunt Ida after a trip to the beach. Coffee will…

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Sarah G November 8, 2017 May 17, 2020

430. Monsters Like Combining Two Pre-Existing Things to Make Something New

Take, for instance, the movie Alien Predator. Two awesome things we already love, combined to make something new and sad. We have a few other suggestions for this very technique: How about “Friday the Halloweenth”? Or “The Texas Jaws Massacre”?

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Jimmy January 28, 2016 May 23, 2020

404. Monsters Like Taking Our Metaphors Literally

They say you should not play with your food. But the more clever the meal, the more exciting the chase. Don’t you agree? I, myself, delight in the sublime thrill of the chase. And the more worthy the prey, the longer I draw out the game, pulling and pushing my…

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Sarah G July 21, 2015 March 6, 2017

279. Monsters Like Bobbing for People

The trick is to thrash around until they stop moving on you.

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Sarah G August 2, 2013 May 23, 2020

208. Monsters Like Agrarian Jobs, Like Being Butchers

Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.

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Jimmy February 17, 2013 May 23, 2020

33. Monsters Like that the Kardashian Sisters Taste Like Country Ham and Hairspray

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MonsterStuff March 1, 2011 August 22, 2018
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