You know what’s better than gnawing on a warm femur freshly torn from the body of a still-screaming victim? You thought we were going to say “nothing,” right? Wrong. Sucking out the savory marrow of a severed leg is delicious, don’t get us wrong. But sometimes, only something sweet will…
You may not know what you’re getting into when you pick up food at a gas station, but you pretty much know what you’re getting into. Dig? Hot dogs are bound to be as tough and leathery as your Great Aunt Ida after a trip to the beach. Coffee will…
Take, for instance, the movie Alien Predator. Two awesome things we already love, combined to make something new and sad. We have a few other suggestions for this very technique: How about “Friday the Halloweenth”? Or “The Texas Jaws Massacre”?
They say you should not play with your food. But the more clever the meal, the more exciting the chase. Don’t you agree? I, myself, delight in the sublime thrill of the chase. And the more worthy the prey, the longer I draw out the game, pulling and pushing my…
The trick is to thrash around until they stop moving on you.
Your cattle are ready for slaughter? We’ll handle it. We’re just really bad at the next parts, like putting the meat in freezers in a sanitary, government-regulated way.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
