Hey, Ladies! . . . Hey, Ladies! . . . Uh, ladies, you’re supposed to call back to me in your baddest voice. Let’s try again. . . . Hey, Lay-dees!!! I said, Hey, Lay-dees!!! Ladies!!! Now that I’ve got your attention I want to spend some time talking about…
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you…
Sometimes it’s hard for us monsters to talk lovely ladies into bearing our demon spawn. For millennia, we forced our way into their homes and their hearts, only to be driven out of town by angry stepfathers and townsfolk with pitchforks Then, only a few short centuries ago, we discovered…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
