Some days you can’t win. Your hair may be on point. Your lipstick may be perfect. But for some reason, nothing is going right. You feel out of sorts. Your girls will NOT stop screwing things up. And some virgin lit the black flame candle and stole your favorite book.…
The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist, or so the saying goes. That may be the case for “THE” devil, but what of other, lesser evil creatures? We can’t speak for them all, but we can share the technique that works best…
Just think about the logistics of resurrection for a second, will ya? When a person dies, their soul leaves their body. When a cadaver is resurrected, a new and different soul has to take its place to give life and character to the corpse. Oh, also, this new soul will…
Yes. Tremble! The final sign of the Apocalypse is here.
I know you sure do miss Sparky. He was always a good dog. Loyal too. But now that he’s gone, you think there’s nothing left to do but bury him in the pet cemetery under the highway. Okay. Stop there. Wrong. If horror movies have taught me anything, it’s to…
You thought you got off easy, didn’t you? Don’t get too excited. Just because we said it was our last time doesn’t mean we meant it. We’re ba-a-ack!
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
