587. Monsters Like Using the Magic of Christmas … to Exact Our Revenge!
I’m coming for you, Smiths! Hyah!
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557. Monsters Like Putting Our Own Spin on the Holiday Season
First, you start with a box. Then, you fill it with pox. Wrap it in bright-colored paper. Top it with a bow. What’s in it, you say? That’s the point of the thing—not to know. Then you hang an oversized sock over the fire. Fill it with a severed foot…
Happy Hellidays!: An SML-Approved List of Christmas Horror Movies
What’s the greatest Christmas movie of all time? It’s a Wonderful Life? A Christmas Story? Elf? Die Hard? Wrong. A Christmas Prince? Dead wrong. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Close. But still wrong. If you’ve been watching Christmas standards all your life, you’ve missed out on some truly great gems.…
424. Monsters Like Knowing Who has Been Naughty
319. Monsters Like Taking Children to Spain
For those of our faithful readers who did not grow up in the Dutch traditions, half of the real Saint Nicholas is buried in Spain. On the name day of Saint Nicholas, December 5th in the Netherlands, he and his mischievous helper, Black Peter, sail their steamboat around Europe and…
184. Monsters Like Fair Treatment During the Holidays
How come when Santa enters into your house in the middle of the night with a bag full of surprises, you leave him cookies? But when we enter your home in the middle of the night with surprises, you run and scream? Is it the hat? We can get a…
