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Tag: security guard

210. Monsters Like Guarding the Edge of the Planet on Old World Maps

In addition to conducting their own evil schemes and plotting mayhem against humanity, on occasion some monsters will take a second, part-time security position. It just gives us a little extra cash to pay the rent, or, you know, buy a freeze ray. These security positions have changed a lot…

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Jimmy February 22, 2013 May 24, 2020

99. Monsters Like Guarding the Treasure, Fair Maidens, or the Gates to Hades

Most monsters are just blue collars ghouls. We only demand an honest day’s pay for a hard day’s work. And working security jobs are what we do best. For millennia, we have spent our days fighting off Greek heroes, standing at the bottom of fairy tale castles, and arguing with…

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Jimmy January 20, 2012 May 22, 2020
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