Do you know how hard it is to find a good fog machine off season? Do you know how much slime we go through in a single month? When the Halloween store opens in the previously abandoned Kmart each fall, it gives us a chance to stock up on all…
With deals like that, you can’t dig the graves fast enough.
Halloween is like Christmas for monsters. It’s our biggest night of the year. We like to celebrate, and we like to celebrate BIG. We’re talking gifts, parties, human sacrifices – the whole nine! But during such a big holiday season, how does anyone have time to shop around? I don’t…
When you’re on the go and you start to develop “a hunger,” it’s good to have a vending machine nearby.
Sometimes the things we like are so obvious, we don’t even think to mention them. This was almost the case for cemeteries, until a fellow blogger reminded us of this obvious pick. Of course monsters like cemeteries! Cemeteries are the one place that humans build in the middle of town…
It gets cold outside in November. The leaves fall. Turkey dressing flows like red wine. And monsters get excited. First of all, it’s the beginning of the off-season for part-time ghouls. Terrorizing people on October 31st takes a lot out of a disembodied flaming horn-headed demon. But November First also…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
