543. Monsters Like Working for Really Competitive Wages
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442. Monsters Like Personal Assistants
Do you know what monsters get after all our hard work destroying a town just to annihilate one small group of teenagers? Or after a 40-square-mile section of the Great Smokey Mountains burns down because our practice mind ray still has a few kinks? (We’ve almost got it figured out,…
440. Monsters Like a Loyal House Staff
It’s really difficult to find good help these days. It used to be that employees prized their loyalty as much as did their employers. I remember the good old days when housekeepers would just let you leave your crazy wife in the attic for years on end without any argument…
297. Monsters Like Fan Clubs
203. Monsters Like Mac OS
When you’re trying to take over the world, every second counts. But when you’ve got an old PC, and your evil minions like downloading games from the internet, sometimes you’ve got to reboot and start over. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
65. Monsters Like Revealing Their Evil Plot to the Good Guys Before Executing Them
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
48. Monsters Like Cemeteries
Sometimes the things we like are so obvious, we don’t even think to mention them. This was almost the case for cemeteries, until a fellow blogger reminded us of this obvious pick. Of course monsters like cemeteries! Cemeteries are the one place that humans build in the middle of town…
35. Monsters Like Medallions
Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…
