261. Monsters Like Making Your Wishes Come True
A dream is a wish the heart makes, as they say. We’re not sure what exactly it is that your heart is wishing for here, but we’re happy to oblige. Sweet dreams.
Tag: sleep
241. Monsters Like Sleeping in on Sundays
Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at. There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb…
113. Monsters Like Scream Machines
Humans use noise machines to sleep. Soothing sounds of tropical rain forests and distant thunder help to calm them before bed. But monsters like sleeping with noise machines too. Beasts snuggle up in their beds and listen to the nice, calming, comforting screams of the innocent.
18. Monsters Like Staying Up Late… to Kill You!
Many monsters are quite playful, and will do cute things like hide under your bed or gnaw on your face a little to show you how much they like you (see previous posts). However, like a rabid yellow dog turning on the kid who once played with it, some monsters…
