Humans are lazy. They say they like sports. Maybe they even do—a little. I see mortals at the bars, wearing their team jerseys and t-shirts. After the game, they go home and take them off. What? If you really loved your sport, your merchandise would be worn all the time.…
You puny mortals like to think that your sports are SOOO “extreme.” What’s so extreme about bungee jumping or motocross? Do you really think that skydiving and snowboarding are the consummate expression of physical skill and prowess? I mean, what do most people achieve from cave diving? A measly medal?…
Monsters enjoy being loved, but live to be hated. And what job allows for simultaneous love and hate better than a sports team mascot? From the Jersey Devil to the Vermont Lake Monster, ghoulish mascots are cheered and booed every day on the job. So, raise your paper cups of…
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
