Good weather? Check. Babes in bikinis? Check. Beer? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Hot dogs? Check. Massacre? Uh, what? I didn’t order a massacre. That’s really going to ruin the chill vibe of this otherwise calm swimming respite. Gauze? Check. Ambulance? Check.
Timid? Shy? Don’t like taking off your clothes in front of your friends? That’s fine. We sympathize. We have a solution. When your unabashed wanton friends go upstairs to screw, take off your shoes and just dip in your toes. That’s all. Just your toes. It’ll be fine.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
