It’s November, which means we now have the privilege of listening to you whiny humans complain about having to see the in-laws over the holidays. Oooh. You poor puny mortals and your family squabbles. You think you have you disagreements with your families. Why—because you’ve been arguing for 10 years…
Recently, a couple was charged with making human empanadas at their Lovett-like food shop in Brazil. While the attached recipe somehow calls for ground turkey and avocado cream, I couldn’t help thinking about the fresh kidney and tongue puff pastries that mama used to make. We’d all crouch around the…
Because a haunted mansion without spider webs is as crazy as Green Eggs without Ham, Lilo without Stitch, or a family holiday feast without burnt turkey and someone in a mask running around with a chainsaw chopping the heads off innocent teenagers.
When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…
There are not many Thanksgiving horror movies. It’s like the forgotten holiday of spooky splatter films. We sent the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory minions to find a Thanksgiving themed horror movie all the monsters could enjoy. We expected them to bring back “Home Sweet Home” or “Thankskilling.” But…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
