494. Monsters Like Your New Look
Oh, my stars! You look positively radiant with rot! My dear, you look 10 years older. I mean, not a day over 98—truly! And is that a new hairstyle? I love it!
Tag: The Shining
446. Monsters Like that Stephen King Painfully Belabors His Metaphors, Painfully
Okay. Stephen King. We get it. Clowns are spooky. Yeah. There was even that one clown dude who killed people in real life. And cars. Yep. They’re dangerous. Known that for years. Alcoholism. Sure. Bad for you. Bad for your family. Bad for your loved ones. Loud and clear, dude.…
421. Monsters Like Play Time
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.
Announcing the 2015 Monstey Award Winners!
Since 1805, Monstey Awards have been presented each spring to the best and baddest in the world of horror and the macabre. For over 200 years, the 10-member awards committee has convened in a top secret location in the heart of Glendale, CA to choose four exceptional monsters to honor.…
347. Monsters Like Hard-Drinking Establishments
After a hard night of chasing noisy teenagers around the woods or summoning demons from the depths of Hell, sometimes a monster just needs to sit down with a nice, stiff drink. But where can a hairy, scary monster go to wind down without being harassed by the local pitchfork-wielding…
283. Monsters Like Phonographs
You kids think you’re so hip with your dad’s vintage record players in your college dorm room. Ha! We were listening to phonographs before your dad ever bought his first Hall and Oates record. Phonographs are where the cool is at. Isn’t that the way to say that?…
166. Monsters Like Twins
What’s more blood curdling than one abnormally frightening child? Two of them, beckoning you to your doom in unison.
