There are only three rules to Ouija, the beloved Parker Brothers board game: Never play alone. Never play in a cemetery. Always say goodbye. While it’s pretty easy to make it through a game of Monopoly without really abiding by the rules (be honest—have you ever read them all the…
Research shows that nothing is more important to a young, developing mind than play time. And by our assessment, if a temporary play time is good for you, play time forever must be the best.
What makes a pop-culture trivia contest “ultimate”? How about if it was called “Last Fan Standing” and traveled around the nation to different cons. Not ultimate enough? What if it was hosted by none other than the chainsaw-wielding Ash Williams, himself—Bruce Campbell. That’s what we thought! We’d love to see…
It’s a proven fact that board games increase brain power, teach social skills, teamwork, and creativity; increase critical thinking; and provide the chance to win back your soul before an endless and unceasing eternity of torment and damnation.
Dolls are creepy. They just are. We all know it. It’s not often you see grown men cross paths with a child’s toy and mention that it’s the worst thing they’ve ever encountered. But the real-life Ed Warren, famed demon hunter of the 60s and 70s, said exactly that about…
Chris Moore (not to be confused with Chris Moore, SML’s Maniacal Master of Movie Reviews) is the owner of We Become Monsters, and creator of the business’s “fugly resin toys for weird people.” Q. First of all, tell us a little about your resin figurine art at We Become…
Mortals don’t have enough time anymore to make every meeting face to face. Technology is a wonderful tool. Humans can converse with people halfway across the world if they possess the right software. But what if you want to converse with someone halfway across the netherworld? Well, we monsters have…
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
