Mr. Dolly, thank you for joining me for tea today. I do hope you are having a pleasant afternoon. Let me tell you about what happened to me today. First, I was walking down the street, and a car came along and splashing me in the stockings! I was so…
Why let comic book heroes and shoot-em-up movies keep all that sweet merchandising gold to themselves? It was time to cash in and scream. . . . all the way to the bank.
Monsters are smarter than humans. If this weren’t true, why would humans be so afraid of them? Monsters believe that terror is a game. They like to flaunt their intelligence by toying with their prey. Sometimes they leave behind little clues to see how long it takes humans to discover…
Stuff Monsters Like is brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board, sponsoring a Limbo Contest on the island every Tuesday at 7 pm. Limbo Night lost and found update: pink man-sized flip flops, cell phone charger, shrunken voodoo head, bamboo sun glasses. To reclaim your lost item, please…
It’s happened to all of us. You’re just lying there in some dark laboratory. A quick inspection reveals that you are nothing but a pile of body parts. . . a hand here, a tongue there, a pile of eyeballs and a few toes. No good monster can terrorize the…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
