Lucy Sable Once was able To look upon the sea. But someone got her In the water. Now, that’s where she’ll be. Shadows and foam Infecting homes— It’s just a mold, they say. But demons and ghosts Haunt this Maine coast. This is the Hudsons’ bay. Now, Nancy Drew Is…
An impeccable wardrobe. Inventive sexual encounters. The best club drugs the Korean underground has to offer. Impromptu musical performances. Sexy accents. Wealth beyond measure. Thorough manscaping. Making a memorable entrance. After millennia of offering favors to aspiring artists and performers, you begin to understand a little about what the public…
Can you imagine slaving all day…and night…at work just to come back to your cave and have to do more of the same at home? Sometimes, you just need to drop out, tune off, and enjoy a break from the day-to-day tasks of your career. Even if it is your…
Because she made it flippin’ mandatory for all sit-coms to do a cool Halloween episode every season. And if your show does NOT do a cool Halloween episode, then you suck. That’s it. Eternal thanks to Roseanne.
If a magician’s best friend is misdirection, a monster’s best friend is the element of surprise. Along with a foreboding sense of anticipation, the element of surprise can be the quickly drawn emergency brake that jumpstarts your heart as swiftly as it turns you on end. Our strategy is genius,…
In a world divided by partisan politics, reverse psychology, in-fighting, money laundering, adultery, back door deals, and the broken American dream, what better way is there to bring a group of select outcasts and intellectuals together than in order to save the nation’s capital from brain-eating, head-exploding insects from outer…
If you died today, how many items on your to-do list would be left uncrossed? I know I, for one, have a huge Netflix queue that would be calling me back from the other side. Don’t laugh. Souls have had trouble passing into the light for far sillier reasons. But…
Are you getting my good side? Does it really matter when you wear a mask? We wish more reality TV shows would use this model: wiring television cameras into houses where horrendous crimes have taken place then forcing kids to spend the night with promises of fortune and public adulation.…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
