I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The only thing creepier than movies with possessed kids is a really solid haunted house movie. And the only thing creepier than a haunted house movie is a haunted house movie with possessed kids. You may disagree, but my particular kryptonite…
Rules? Who needs them? Not the residents of Dayton, Ohio. A 12-year-old boy from Dayton recently did what every adventure-seeking pre-teen would do: go where he shouldn’t. This time, it was into an abandoned house. Oh, what fun and treasure may lurk in there. I can just imagine the magical stuff…
This Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers provides exclusive coverage of Proog Flurmeen’s visit to Asheville, NC. Proog Flurmeen is the Prime Minister of the planet Gorgulon 7, and is a fan of overrated travel destinations. The PM is scheduled to visit several haunted attractions in the area to feast…
The City of Sin never sleeps. It’s perfect for vampires. It attracts millions of transients and tourists each year. It also attracts a lot of gambling addicts and prostitutes. But when feeding time comes around, the fiendish hellions of the night can’t be too picky about whom they drain.
Usually it’s the other way around. Puny humans look to the skies and see clouds, or airplanes, or planets, or weather balloons, and fear my planet is invading. You couldn’t be more wrong. And we love you for that. Well, we love you for your planet’s resources and for how…
In the wild blue yonder of the Mogollon Rim in Arizona, there is told the legend of a great ape man with an unearthly screech and long, matted white hair and beard. Reaching six to eight feet tall, with wild red eyes, this smelly hominid has been spotted in the…
Nothing makes the story of a horrific tragedy more frightening than when the location is named after it. Buildings, forests, mountains. It doesn’t matter. By proxy, the place becomes even more terrifying when you name it after some poor, wandering soul. Someone who is believed to have died there by…
They say the only thing you have to fear is fear itself. It may seem unlikely, but that famous sentiment can hold true even when vacationing in the back woods of West Virginia with psychotic killers attacking you, your best friends, and your special girl. Tucker and Dale vs. Evil follows…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
