Have you ever tried to sort eyeballs by color in the dim lantern light of a dank dungeon? I mean, who hasn’t, right? It’s so difficult to distinguish colors in the dark. That’s why night-dwelling monsters avoid the issue completely. Especially when it comes to our wardrobe. Do you know…
For every psychopathic madman, possessed children’s toy, and pieced-together corpse, there’s a woman who’s as damaged as she is attractive. I now pronounce you monster and wife.
Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women…
Many types of monsters are sensitive to sunlight. In fact, recent scientific studies have shown that Dracula himself, and all his vampire descendants, carry the gene responsible for severe photodermatosis, the sunlight disease. Alternately, other monsters’ sensitivity was developed over time, from lack of regular light exposure. Many monsters have…
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.
