Because the 3-month Christmas season isn’t long enough, jewelry stores and confectionaries across the nation are asking you to buy into Valentine’s Day this weekend. The holiday was originally created as a commemoration of one of any number of Christian martyrs named Valentine, and today is celebrated in the U.S.…
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UPDATE: We’ve updated this post for 2016 with our most recent relevant posts. Can you feel the monster love? Valentine’s Day is next weekend. But isn’t every day a good time for a little monster love? The torchlight. The romantic dinner of two people. Maybe a little hanky-panky afterward. Monsters…
This Valentine’s Day, tell your special someone (or something, depending on your monstery tastes) how you feel with a box of chocolates. While all the choices we’ve listed may not be dark chocolate, per se, they will showcase your delightfully dark feelings in chocolate form. Pair these with a bottle…
Happy Valentine’s Week! Want to give your date your heart (instead of someone else’s)? Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you with these official SML Monster Valentine’s Day cards.
Monsters love getting dressed up and stealing someone’s date. When we do it up, we do it up right. So, this Valentines Day, why not show your loved ones how much you care about them by giving them a gift from your heart? Better yet, why not save your heart,…
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