243. Monsters Like Rent-Free Living

Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to…

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132. Monsters Like Slurping Blood

Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might,…

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Celeb Interview: John Michaelson

John Michaelson has acted in over two dozen film and television projects, including “Wolves of Wall Street” and John Waters’ “Cecil B. Demented.” He has also been seen in a 2-year recurring role on “All My Children.” Michaelson has been nominated several times for his one-act performances. Q. John, did…

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